2/7/06

Sudo...what ? How to cope with innate inabilities


By now, everyone must have heard of or played the infamous new mind game of Sudoku. My parents are hooked, my friends are addicted so in order to keep up with the trend, I gave it a try. I was intrigued the first couple of games. The problem started when I tried to tackle the clock and the different levels. It went so bad that I cannot even solve the easiest one now. The point is, the game has become for me an excercise in frustration, futility and self-criticism. I did not need that, if you see what I mean. So what should I do to get over my shortcomings and quit calling the game SU F*U ? I could ignore it, pretend I never heard of it like a brokenhearted dumpee or... I could counterattack. Yes, I think the best way is to go around the problem, I wll start a new game that will take over the SUDO(attac)KU. We will call it a cooler name such as KUKURUKU, RITBACKATU or POLAMALU (in honor of steelers). Here goes ( I still need to think it through but the base is here):it's a multiple step games
1st step: anagram (word) like plus categories:
For example: category: Holiday
anagram: OTWSAGNIHN ( Washington)
DEEPCENNINCE (Independence)
TINAONLA ( national)
LOCONTSI (colonist)
2nd step: anagram ( numbers):
71007467
final answer: 04071776

You see, that was easy. And don't pretend you don't feel good about yourself now.

Another one for the week: let me know if you got it:
category: war
1st step: RAASOVEJ , SSAAINSSTIONNA, UEPOER, KALBNAS
2nd step: 91601482
Answer: ???
If you get it right, you will earn a tap on the back from yourself. If you lose, there is always the new SUDOKU SWEEP !!!! ( Tetris+sudoku) And to prove you, I am not bitter, I attached a link to plenty of sudoku online:
Have a great week !



2/6/06

traduction cocasse et le retour de McGyver


Il semble que le petit gadget ajouter sur ce blog (la traduction instantanee) ne soit pas totalement satisfaisante. En lisant les chapitres en anglais traduit par le traducteur automatique, j'ai l'impression d'etre un eleve en CM2 qui voudrait utiliser le vocabulaire des "grands" du college :-). C'est pas grave, l'idee generale est presente. Par contre, tout le chapitre n'est pas traduit. Je ne savais pas qu'il y avant une restricition sur le nombre de mots :-(. Je garde le gadget pour encore un mois puis j'en chercherai un autre.
Le superbowl de foot US s'est deroule hier. C'est triste quand la ceremonie d'ouverture est plus excitante que le match. Stevie Wonder a anime la fete avec son fils de 4 ans a la batterie (yep), John Legend, Joss Stone et Aretha Franklin. Pas mal n'est ce pas ? Les rolling stones, apres, c'etait plutot moyen mais etant donne l'age moyen de 65 ans du groupe, je trouve que ca merite notre admiration et notre effarement ( je vois mal mon pere faire la dance du ventre comme Mick Jagger... voila une image qui va me rester dans le crane pendant un moment... merci Mick !"I can't get No Satisfaction"
Pittsburgh a battu Seattle ou encore "l'equipe usines d'acier/moutarde heinz " a vaincu l'equipe "starbucks/microsoft"... Bon, pourquoi pas ? Je dirai meme que l'on n'est plus tres loin du moment ou au lieu de jouer pour l'equipe nationale, on jouera pour la multinationale: "l'equipe carrefour a battu l'equipe adidas sur un coup-franc magistral de Zizou". Zizou explique qu'il se sent aussi proche de ses chaussures adidas que du jambon de carrefour et qu'il n'y a donc pas d'amalgame a faire. :-) "Ma femme travaille pour Air Iberia de toute facon donc ..."
Le sommet du Superbowl a ete le retour de McGyver ( le timing est parfait apres mon bricolage sur l'ordi). Une des pubs mastercard ( la serie priceless) etait axe sur ses ressources originales. A quand le film avec Matt Damon qui sauve le monde d'un meteorite en fusion en utilisant que la poudre a laver OMO ?
Bonne semaine

2/3/06

racial profiling and stereotypes ( again ) updated


I apologize ahead of time for addressing this topic again, but the current events and odd circumstances leave no other choices. As you may recall, I attempted a bit unsucessfully to mock our inherent prejudices about race and culture. I also wrote about the value of instinct in decision making in "the power of thinking without thinking: Blink" (Malcom Gladwell). Well, you would not believe it but two events happen thie week that are closely linked to those issues.
1- The increased commotion caused by the Mohammed cartoons in the newspaper of Dennmark, then France and Germany. Free speech vs. perceived lack of respect for one's faith.
2- A great article by Gladwell in the New Yorker about racial profiling. ( OK I admit it, I, in fact, am Malcom Gladwell and I am desperate for anyone to buy my book ! I am sorry but I just think the man knows how to explain things ).

Everyone has their own opinions about the cartoons. I will only say this: I think the timing is pretty lame for such humor. On the other hand, there are plenty of humoristic cartoons about Jesus and no one has raised hell yet. ( that was a very poor pun) My point is: it should have been a non-issue because the cartoon did not have a point even a comic one therefore should not have been published. I aslo think that the islamic community could have taken the high road but missed an opportunity to show perspective.

Now, I want to "copy paste" a few interesting passages from the New Yorker article and highlight the main points:

"In epidemiological studies of dog bites, the pit bull is overrepresented among dogs known to have seriously injured or killed human beings, and, as a result, pit bulls have been banned or restricted in several Western European countries, China, and numerous cities and municipalities across North America. Pit bulls are dangerous. Of course, not all pit bulls are dangerous. Most don’t bite anyone. Meanwhile, Dobermans and Great Danes and German shepherds and Rottweilers are frequent biters as well, and the dog that recently mauled a Frenchwoman so badly that she was given the world’s first face transplant was, of all things, a Labrador retriever. When we say that pit bulls are dangerous, we are making a generalization, just as insurance companies use generalizations when they charge young men more for car insurance than the rest of us (even though many young men are perfectly good drivers), and doctors use generalizations when they tell overweight middle-aged men to get their cholesterol checked (even though many overweight middle-aged men won’t experience heart trouble). Because we don’t know which dog will bite someone or who will have a heart attack or which drivers will get in an accident, we can make predictions only by generalizing. As the legal scholar Frederick Schauer has observed, “painting with a broad brush” is “an often inevitable and frequently desirable dimension of our decision-making lives.”

{....}

“We have a policy against racial profiling,” Raymond Kelly, New York City’s police commissioner, told me. “I put it in here in March of the first year I was here. It’s the wrong thing to do, and it’s also ineffective. If you look at the London bombings, you have three British citizens of Pakistani descent. You have Germaine Lindsay, who is Jamaican. You have the next crew, on July 21st, who are East African. You have a Chechen woman in Moscow in early 2004 who blows herself up in the subway station. So whom do you profile? Look at New York City. Forty per cent of New Yorkers are born outside the country. Look at the diversity here. Who am I supposed to profile?”

Kelly was pointing out what might be called profiling’s “category problem.” Generalizations involve matching a category of people to a behavior or trait—overweight middle-aged men to heart-attack risk, young men to bad driving. But, for that process to work, you have to be able both to define and to identify the category you are generalizing about. “You think that terrorists aren’t aware of how easy it is to be characterized by ethnicity?” Kelly went on. “Look at the 9/11 hijackers. They came here. They shaved. They went to topless bars. They wanted to blend in. They wanted to look like they were part of the American dream. These are not dumb people. Could a terrorist dress up as a Hasidic Jew and walk into the subway, and not be profiled? Yes. I think profiling is just nuts.”

[...]

Then which are the pit bulls that get into trouble? “The ones that the legislation is geared toward have aggressive tendencies that are either bred in by the breeder, trained in by the trainer, or reinforced in by the owner,” Herkstroeter says. A mean pit bull is a dog that has been turned mean, by selective breeding, by being cross-bred with a bigger, human-aggressive breed like German shepherds or Rottweilers, or by being conditioned in such a way that it begins to express hostility to human beings. A pit bull is dangerous to people, then, not to the extent that it expresses its essential pit bullness but to the extent that it deviates from it. A pit-bull ban is a generalization about a generalization about a trait that is not, in fact, general. That’s a category problem.

[...]

In other words, the relation between New York City (a category) and criminality (a trait) is unstable, and this kind of instability is another way in which our generalizations can be derailed.

[...]


It was a textbook dog-biting case: unneutered, ill-trained, charged-up dogs, with a history of aggression and an irresponsible owner, somehow get loose, and set upon a small child. The dogs had already passed through the animal bureaucracy of Ottawa, and the city could easily have prevented the second attack with the right kind of generalization—a generalization based not on breed but on the known and meaningful connection between dangerous dogs and negligent owners. [...]

It would have required, that is, a more exacting set of generalizations to be more exactingly applied. It’s always easier just to ban the breed.


End of article:

I know that was a lot of reading but I think he covered everything that explains the actual tension in the world between different cultures and how the problem can be addressed. It is certainly more complicated than neutering pitbulls, but the concept is right there. Now if our world leaders would focus more on the "real "reasons instead of the "obvious" one.... personally, I feel much better after reading the article ..and on meeting a pitbull face to face !!!

Be great and stay away from instable owners of pitbulls.
 





Traduction pour le papou et la saint-valentin en chansons

Mon roomate Ranjit qui est toujours au top de ce qui se fait sur la toile a introduit un traducteur simultanee sur son blog. Lova se dit que c'est une idee qu'elle est bonne pour ne pas que le papou se sente exclu de mes betises dans la langue de shakespeare ( ou plutot Mr Bean dans mon cas). Apres tout tout le monde doit pouvoir revendiquer son droit a lire les betises dans la langue qui lui chante :-). Alors chaque paragraphe en anglais aura son pendant en francais et vice versa. Pour mes visiteurs inuites, ca va venir tres bientot. Attention, c'est une traduction gratuite electronique , en d'autres termes, c'est assez merdique ! ( je suis curieux de savoir comment merdique est traduit d'ailleurs ) mais bon, on ne peut pas avoir le beurre, l'argent du beurre, le sourire de la cremiere et le coup de pied du cremier ! Pour avoir la traduction, cliquez sous la photo d'amelie a droite (hehe) sur l'icone "francais". Pas sur que ca marche mais bon...

En l'honneur de la Saint-Valentin proche ( Adieu O portefeuille bien aimee, ce fut un plaisir de te connaitre ), voici une petite liste musicale pour mettre dans l'ambiance: ce n'est pas "boulevard des slows " mais a essayer quand meme car qui ne risque rien n'a rien !
1- The killers: All these things that I have done 2- Amos Lee: Colors 3- Joss stone: The chokin' kind 4- U2: miracle drug 5-Alicia keys and Bono: Don't give up 6- Queen: Somebody to love 7-Lauryn Hill and Bob Marley: Turn your lights down low 8-Renaud: la peche a la ligne
9- Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby ( c'etait pour voir si vous suivez encore, une fille qui resiste a: "if you have a problem, Yo I solve it, check out the hook while the DJ revolves it" est un cas desesperee ).
Bon week-end et si vanilla ice ne marche pas , rabattez vous sur : "eye of the tiger, Rocky III " de survivor: imparable.

2/2/06

G.W. Bush "discovers" Bono and the need for another source of energy



I still wonder how this meeting did not tear a hole in the universe and induce armageddon. Apparently G-dubb ( as the president is called by his close friend Kanye West ), thinks that Bono is "an amazing guy". Well he also seemed to realize that there is a need for alternative to arab oil as a source of energy. Hold on, this is a major breakthrough...:-) maybe soon we will hear that maybe invading Iraq was not that profitable and a lousy idea after all. Yet I digress again.... Back to the point where Bono is a "doer" (sic) (as opposed to an evil doer, I guess, someone needs to buy our friend W a thesarus !!! ), I wouldn't disagree with his assesment of Bono. He does get things done. I may disagree with the often referal to God to reach to certain circle of power but the bottom line is to rectify an unjust situation so I will let it be. Bono's way is to get as many influential people of whatever political board to do something about a situation that is insanely absurd. I may actually get on board with that agenda as long as these other people drop the nonsense about sexual abstinence as the solution to fight HIV epidemic. I would like to come up with a good metaphor to illustrate that idea but it is just too idiotic right now. How about this: Hiding behing a young christmas tree while an avalanche is storming down towards you: it might work but I would not bet on it !

The other epiphany that occured was the need for another source of energy. I might be wrong here, but I don't think that was his major concern when he was head of the executive board of one of the Gulf coast -based US oil company. ( I would look up the name but I am too lazy). Then he decided that running for president of US might tickle his fancy ( and the world has been a better place since then.... ). This divine revelation calls for another mataphor:
it would be the equivalent of a hip-hop rapper rhyming about how bad he is and how many women are lusting for him and 2 years later preaching about how rap is corrupting the youth of society. ( wait, that actually happended... nevermind) Let's just say that the credibility factor is somewhat diminished. It is still a fair statement though; just as bad lyrics can influence the mind of yougsters, there is a need for an alternative to oil..... I would like to say " we told you so 25 years ago..." but I will just pull out my toenails instead and pour some acid on them.
This might not be relevant after all since it appears that we have reached the tipping point climatewise where the global warming will definitely melt away the polar ice and provoke global flooding in the next 100 years. ( I cannot find the article anymore, you look for it). On the brightside, there will be no need for pulling out the toenails anymore, the fishes will be happy to do it for me. If I sound a little bitter, it's because I am. I am bitter because I think I don't do nearly enough to counter this seemingly irreversible cahin of events. ( It is an accurate evaluation because I, in fact, don't do a thing about it. Donations to the red cross do not count anymore at this point). Still, I have hope, because after reading about the little things that make big differences in the book "the Tipping Point " by again Malcom Gladwell ( I swear I do not get commission on his book sells ), I learned that starting a major trend or a global epidemic is not that difficult. One could get everyone on this planet to bike for a week instead of driving by using a combination of good campaigning strategy, right network and timing. And be really smart too, .....well so much for that....can I get those toenails removed now ?

Have a great week-end still :-)

2/1/06

Ah technologie, pourquoi m'as tu fait ca ? Ole ! Mcgyver a la rescousse


La semaine a commence assez difficilement ici. Je n'ai pas bp ecrit ces derniers temps pour 2 raisons: la premiere est que je suis entrain de finaliser une etude sur l'effet de l'hepatite B sur la progression du cancer du foie. Bref, les manips sont en majeures parties faites avant revision et je fignole les figures. C'est beaucoup de boulot mais surtout je dois avoir mes donnees sous la main. La 2eme raison: Catastrophe avant hier : le petit bout de ferraille qui fait prise sur le cordon d'alimentation de l'ordi se casse ( je ne sais pas comment ) et je ne peux allumer le laptop. Mes sauvegardes sur disques n'ont pas ete faites depuis un an ...bref, pour parler crument, c'est la merde avec un grand M. Je telephone a Toshiba ( qui a part cet episode est un ordi tout a fait satisfaisant sauf pour le demontage du disque dur mais ca c'est une discussion pour un autre jour ) fait le tour des reparations d'ordi du coin: meme diagnostique: au moins $600 de reparations pour ce petit truc et 1 mois sans ordi. Je commence a faire la meme tete que le corbeau Rocard mixe e avec Marchais la cochonne dans le "bebete show" ( dommage que ce show n'existe plus ). $600 c'est le prix d'un ordi neuf decent et 1 mois c'est pas jouable. Je retrouve le petit bout casse a la maison apres une recherche minutieuse de 1h et j'essaye de convaincre un electricien de souder le bout. Il dit que c'est impossible. A grand maux , grand moyens , je decide de me transformer en MacGyver ( sur l'air: ttttttt, tttt, ttt, ttttTt) et je prends de la superglue, un bout de ferraille de mon porte cle et je colle l'embout avec la prise d'alimentation. A ne faire sous aucune circonstances mais bon, la situation est grave et presque desesperee. Miralce sur la 34eme, le jus passe et je promets de ne plus maudire Takayashi, Dieu japonais de la puce electronique et Sudokumi, dieu du labyrinthe san fin ( ne cherchez pas, ces dieux n'existent que dans mon monde insense ). Mon ordi est donc maintenant cale dans un coin entrain d'etre totalement " backed up" et moi je me prosterne devant lui en chantant des incantations en polynesien. ( Lofa Lotupu Polamalu Zeroue tanaka kajabimbala )...pour les ferus de rugby et football us , ce sont bien des noms de joueurs pro ) .
A bientot, et ne sortez pas sans votre colle superglue.